Best Insults People Heard Without Swearing

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mattstaff
Aug 2, 2021 7:00 PM EDT

Unfortunately, far too many people out there end up relying heavily on profanity to drive up the impact of their insults. It can get to be pretty unoriginal pretty quickly. So, when you come across someone who has taken the time to rework their insults so that they're in top shelf rare fashion, it just makes the whole interaction that much more entertaining. Maybe you'll end up adding some of these to your arsenal. You can also check out some more rare insults that squashed people's bulbous egos over here.

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    Rectangle - MightyBeforeGod · 22h 1 Award Someone once called me "weapons grade stupid". That made laugh pretty good. G Reply 529 3 ...
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    Rectangle - Dundeklil · 1d 2 Awards Straight from Shakespeare "I wish we could become better strangers" G Reply 1 6.4k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - Milinka1793 • 1d 1 Award A favorite I read somewhere, "I envy those who have yet to meet you. " G Reply 4 1.3k 3
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    Rectangle - Ok_Onion_7533 · 1d From The Women, " There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel." Gotta love Joan Crawford's delivery of that line G Reply 253 ...
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    Rectangle - Taiganattsu · 1d TAyaretu 3 1 Award You're impossible to underestimate. G Reply 4 2.1k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - bigglassjar · 1d 3 1 Award "I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you." G Reply 1 1.7k 3 +
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    Rectangle - murkydomination43 · 1d 3 6 Awards As an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence? 5 Reply 4 2.9k 3 +
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    Rectangle - BlueAndMoreBlue · 1d 3 3 Awards You sound like a pizza cutter – all edge and no point G Reply 4 1.3k 3
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    Font - Attaboy6 · 1d You remind me of someone I would like to forget. 6 Reply 4 152 3 ...
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    Rectangle - lexmattness • 1d 3 1 Award "Sharp as a marble, that one..." G Reply 4 924 3 ...
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    Rectangle - Barlowe · 1d 3 4 Awards Anyone who ever loved you was wrong. O G Reply ↑ 2.5k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - BlckAlchmst • 1d 3 2 Awards The bar was on the ground and you grabbed a shovel G Reply 4 1.8k ...
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    Rectangle - FlashforGordan • 1d 2 Awards "If you were the prize at the end of my race, I would walk backwards" -Judge Judy G Reply 4 1.1k 3 ...
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    Rectangle - obert-wan-kenobert · 1d "Having been born an infant, and realizing he quite liked it, he decided to stay one forever." G Reply 934 3 + ..
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    Font - all_worth · 1d 1 Award Whenever this question is posted, my favorite is usually along the lines of: "There's a tree somewhere in the Amazon jungle with sole purpose of producing oxygen you breathe. You should go find that tree and apologize." G Reply 909 ...
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    Font - BraxtonCookLikesJoJo • 1d 3 1 Award stop playing hard to get when you're hard to want G Reply 4 625 3 ...
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    Rectangle - 6bytesunder · 1d "l'd insult you, but l'm afraid you won't notice it" 6 Reply 4 1.2k 3
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    Font - General_Cluster · 23h He couldn't empty the water from a boot if the instructions were printed on its sole. G Reply 4 75 3 ...
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    Rectangle - fullblownhiv · 23h "I bet when a family friend brings you up to your parents your parents change the subject" G Reply 1 56 3 ...
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    Rectangle - ItsYeetOrBeYeeted007 · 1d 1 Award "You look like you drop common loot." O G Reply 4 216 3 ..
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    Rectangle - Taiganattsu · 1d TAyaretter Your eyes, they remind me of stars... Not because they're beautiful, no... but because they're so far apart. 6 Reply 4 316 3 ...
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